If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
Aired: Oct 12, 2003 Genre: ComedyCasts: Charlie Sheen Jon Cryer Angus T. Jones Holland Taylor Marin Hinkle Melanie LynskeyCreated By: Lee Aronsohn Chuck LorreProducers: Andy AckermanDuration: 30m Rating: 3.7 Country: United States of America Production: Warner Bros. Television, Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company
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Episodes
01: Pilot02: Big Flappy Bastards03: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell04: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap05: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump06: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?07: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake08: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful09: Phase One, Complete10: Merry Thanksgiving11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor12: Camel Filters and Pheromones13: Sarah Like Puny Alan14: I Can't Afford Hyenas15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick16: That Was Saliva, Alan17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats18: An Old Flame With a New Wick19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark21: No Sniffing, No Wowing22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet23: Just Like Buffalo24: Can You Feel My Finger?